Darkam Marketing : July 2016

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

#133: We Don’t Spend Responsibly

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In this episode of the UnPodcast, we discuss our recent trip to Vegas and share a story that demonstrates our unusual spending habits. We also discuss other poor spending choices: Mansize Tissues, Lady Chocolate, and Brogurt; a Microsoft recruiter who tries WAY too hard; Pizza so uncheesy you have to call the police. All this AND a made up word of the week.

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Other topics include:

[00:00:00.00]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:00:32.21]Get My Game Face On
[00:01:35.23]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:01:47.14]What the “Diamond Card” Means and Where Alison WON’T Use It
[00:08:02.11]Mansize Tissues and Other Gender Focused Products
[00:17:39.12]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:17:58.09]Beer Pong Is Professional
[00:22:20.13]When Somethings Isn’t Rape, Totally Compare It To Rape
[00:25:41.24]Does Your Pizza Have Enough Cheese? No? Call 911
[00:29:15.10]911 Isn’t Everywhere
[00:30:08.20]Made Up Word of the Week: Grategy
And so much more…

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Yes, we’ve gone clubbing for the sake of Diamond Card points.

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#Brogurt is both a made-up word and an unnecessarily gendered product

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I’ve always had a theory about people. I’m not saying it’s perfect, but… it’s perfect.

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There’s so much in the world that doesn’t make sense… Let’s add to that list.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

#132: No, Brett, We Don’t Kill Kittens

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In this episode of the UnPodcast, we reach into the inbox and look at stories and questions from our listeners; we find out why Adele may have the wrong idea about cell phones at her concerts; why a restaurant might hate you; and another made up word of the week.

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[00:00:00.00]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:00:31.17]We’re a Little Like The Walking Dead
[00:06:16.00]To Be Clear: We don’t Kill Kittens
[00:09:28.22]Positive On Southwest Airlines
[00:15:04.07]A Helpful Phrase
[00:18:13.28]There Are Two Groups of People in the World
[00:20:22.18]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:20:48.08]Taking Pictures Might Enhance Your Enjoyment
[00:29:37.00]First Date? Don’t Go To a Restaurant. They Hate You.
[00:33:21.26]Made Up Word of the Week: Crafternoon
And so much more…

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We don’t kill kittens or boil the bones of moronic customers.

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Restaurants might not like you if you’re on a first date.

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Hey, @Adele, my cell phone might help me enjoy your concert more.

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I usually go to the bathroom in the crafternoon. #MadeUpWordOfTheWeek

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Your Romantic First Dates? Restaurants Hate Them.
Sorry, Adele: Taking Photos at Concerts Enhances Experience, Study Says
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Wednesday, July 13, 2016

#131: Going Above and Beyond

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In this episode of the UnPodcast, we review stories about people going the extra mile. There’s an app to help you zone out of conference calls, the greatest living podcast guest ever, fish bowl cameras, and an apartment complex that threatens eviction if you don’t like their Facebook page.

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Other topics include:

[00:00:00.00]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:00:32.00]Episode Overview
[00:01:44.04]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:02:13.02]An App to Help You Not Pay Attention
[00:07:36.00]Workplace Phrases
[00:09:01.04]Matt Is the Best Guest
[00:13:07.13]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:13:27.27]Pet-Sitting Is a Crime
[00:17:06.26]Forced Facebooking or Eviction???
[00:20:48.06]Made Up Word(s) of the Week
[00:25:00.26]We Are Greece and Rome
[00:26:48.05]Listener Question: Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
And so much more…

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In this week’s episode: Peeners, togas, and sitting on fish.

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Do you have a fish-cam on your fish bowl?

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What are our least favorite made up words this week?

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It’s on sale… but is it really?

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Lifehack Lets Busy Workers Tune Out of Conference Calls
Matt Wants To Be a Guest On Your Podcast
Pet-sitting Company Sues Couple for $1 Million Over Bad Review
Salt Lake City Landlord to Tenants: If You Don’t “Like” Living Here, You Can Leave
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Wednesday, July 6, 2016

#130: That 80s Episode

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In this episode of the UnPodcast, we discuss a bunch of stories that made us think of that wonderful decade: the 80s. Nuclear Floppy Disks, Realtors with Laser Beam Eyes, and what happens when you get a famous rapper’s old phone number.

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Other topics include:

[00:00:00.00]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:00:33.12]It’s Time for an Intervention
[00:02:45.12]Episode Overview
[00:03:35.22]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:04:01.03]Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Got Phone Calls
[00:11:03.12]The Retro Bundle
[00:12:26.22]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:12:39.13]Mutant Realtor
[00:14:47.09]Disconnection Is a Right, But…
[00:21:35.16]Listener Question: How can you make your health a priority over business? Can you?
[00:29:19.05]Emma Sponsorship Mention
[00:29:53.28]Made Up Word of the Week: FriYay
[00:32:22.12]Greetings Professor Falken.
And so much more…

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A law with no consequences is no law at all.

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Entrepreneur or not, you have to schedule time for yourself.

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How do you make your healtha priority? You just do it.

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“FriYay!” Because who has time to say “Yay! It’s Friday!”

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Items Mentioned In This Episode

Interesting Things Happen When Verizon Gives You Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Old Number
B.C. Realtor Gains Internet Fame with Ad of Laser Beams Shooting from Eyes
French Legislation Suggests Employees Deserve The Right To Disconnect
US Nuclear Force Will Phase Out Floppy Disks Next Year
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